Title: V-Day.
Length: Chaptered
Pairings: SUJU, DBSK- Friendship! *koffkoff* Just, ah... squint. *squints*… Yunho + (Jaejoong + even more prettiness)= expectations ^^. I am sorry I just made that into a math equation, and sorry I’m still typing this XD
Rating: PG. Crack, crack, crack ^^
Warnings: Female emotional rampages and the madness that too ( Read more... )

Omg.

Omg.

OMG.

OMG.

OMMFG.

Okay, guys-

Woops. I mean, okay guys.

YOU WILL TOTALLY NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO MEH!!!!!!!!!!!!! >=D

I’m literally about to die of a heart attack. RIGHT NOW. But I won’t let myself do it until I tell you all about what just happened! (Am currently writing this from my cell; that’s how much I love you!)

So, let me set this all ( Read more... )

A Resignation Letter from Super Junior's Manager:

Dear Lee Soo Man-sshi,

I would like to terminate my position as Super Junior's manager.

My reasoning is thus:

Kim Heechul.

You understand, I'm sure, as many of us do.

Thanks for all the good times and the money; peace out.

Good Luck Finding Another Victim,

-Manager Man-

A/N: * ( Read more... )

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DBSK Dorm- Task Two End: Jung Yunho, We Barely Knew Ye.

Max was put into time out.

Yes; after twenty-three minutes of dodging kitchen ( Read more... )

Super Junior Dorm: Well, if the Pants Fit…

Heechul could not find his skinny jeans.

It wasn’t something unusual, seeing as his room was always in a constant state of disaster because he never had the heart to throw away anything. In fact, he had even brought some of his personal baby dresses clothes to the dorm only a month prior when his ( Read more... )

Written from Ddang Ko Ma's perspective. He's a trooper, that one.

Super Junior Dorm- Ddang Ko Ma’s Escape Tactics.

It was quiet. Too quiet.

But as I looked around the room, I didn’t see him. He didn’t seem to be in here. My god, was he still in the bathroom? Hadn’t the rest of those loud boys left a little while ago to go hug people or ( Read more... )

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DBSK Dorm: Fifteen Minutes Later. (Task Two in Progress)

A faint poking feeling in the side ( Read more... )

Super Junior Dorm: Hankyung’s Connections. (AKA Just Turn Off Your Phone!!)

This was inspired by the (hilarious) use of text messaging in the story J.A.E.S.U., written by k_chan91, who is quite frankly one of the best comedy fic writers I have come across. ^^ You should check out her stuff, especially if you like DBSK/Suju and well-written ( Read more... )

DBSK Dorm (Again): V-Day. Task Two in Progress.

There was a faint, friendly knock on Hero’s bedroom door.

The overwhelmed woman had her face plastered into her pillow as she poured about 70% of her body’s water supply into the cushioned item through her eyes, and she refused to leave her place.

She sucked in a quick breath to quiet ( Read more... )

DBSK Dorm- Hero’s Bedroom.

As Hero lay on her bed, mourning her loss of testosterone and coming to grips with the possibility of never returning back to the state of somewhat manliness she used to have, a strange thing happened.

It was light, but definitely there- a pinch-like feeling. On her ass.

She looked up from the confines of her ( Read more... )